Thursday, October 05, 2006

Mephisto discusses conscience clauses with Faust

Mephisto : Faust, my dear boy, am I correct in thinking you were once a doctor?

Faust : Yes, dear Mephisto, I was indeed.

M : Ah, then, might I ask you a question?

F : Why, of course.

M : Did you ever refuse to carry out certain clinical duties on moral grounds?

F : Ah, dear Mephisto, I was not that kind of doctor but I do take your point of course.

M : I see. I feel that today we are very warm indeed, do you not feel the heat also?

F : Why yes, now you come to mention it, I do feel a little warm.

M : There are some doctors, you know, who refuse to carry out termination of pregnancies, they have even been known to refuse to offer advice on family planning.

F : Really? And why would they do this dear Mephisto?

M : Because they have moral objections.

F : Ah, I see. And this is legal?

M : Why yes dear colleague, it is more than legal, it is written into their contracts.

F : But, dear Mephisto, I am guessing that you are talking about the policeman refusing to guard the Israeli Embassy, surely the police are in a different position?

M : And why is that esteemed colleague?

F : Because their raison d'etre is to uphold law and order at all times.

M : And what of the racist officers who allow their feelings to become involved?

F : But surely, that is a different argument dear Mephisto.

M : I don't see why it is Faust, dear chap. Would it not have been so much better if they had asked their superiors for guidance?

F : Well, that would all depend on how racist their superiors were I suppose.

M : Indeed, dear friend, indeed. But, if I understand you correctly, you are saying that policemen and women do have feelings?

F : Why, of course they must. Mustn't they?

M : Yes, I imagine they have. But, still, irrespective of this, isn't it always better to brush certain things under the carpet whilst highlighting others?

F : I suppose that is the way it has always been dear Mephisto.

M : As it was then, so is it now?

F : In a word, yes.

M : That was eight words but I do take your point.

F : A cup of lavender tea dear Mephisto?

M : Yes, I am rather thirsty.